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posted 11 hours ago (® dex5m)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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posted 11 hours ago (® spaghetti-western-wannabe)

What’s the best app for putting text on photos?

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posted 1 day ago

codependentbrothers:

ALERT ALERT ALERT 

HERE WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWING THE CHRIS EVANS LEFT BOOB SWIPE BEING PERFORMED ON ONE VERY OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED SEBASTIAN STAN

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

(x)

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posted 1 day ago (® codependentbrothers)

The cats love to play in the fairy garden and I’m so in love.

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posted 1 day ago

dietheslashaddict:

betteroffdeadpool:

rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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"It’s time for breakfast! C’mon, I’m making pancakes!"

"Hey, get up sleepy head."

"Wake up!"

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"Please?"

This literally made me cry.

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posted 1 day ago (® gryffinewt)

karlbourbon:

if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.

biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets

math? more like super important warp calculations

physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah

english? no it’s a report for starfleet command

learning a language? channel nyota uhura 

gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus

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posted 1 day ago (® karlbourbon)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
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posted 1 day ago (® askinnyblackman)

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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posted 1 day ago (® breadmaakesyoufat)

tymebandit:

thetruemariomunozmerino:

willowvale:

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I have to reblog this at least once a week or my internal organs would stop working.

psssst failfleet

tymebandit this thing makes the rounds every other month or so AND I LOVE IT. THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME 202,251 plays
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posted 1 day ago (® willowvale)

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