I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
I RESET MY PHONE TO FIX THE PROBLEMS IT’S HAVING BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING A FIXED PHONE I JUST HAVE A PHONE WITH NOTHING ON IT. FUCK.
"Life fixes all of our problems against our will."
I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob