May 2013
morihearty:
it’s the 50th anniversary
it’s very dramatic
john hurt turns to the camera
and says
‘in a land of myth and a time of magic’
The Sherlock Fandom isn't gonna kill Yahoo
thecaseoftheabsentwriter:
We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses:
sursonica:
inflammatorystatements:
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
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snarkenstone:
I’d be okay with Hannibal eating me. Eating me out that is.
So my dad announces that the pasta is “six cheese.” My mom beins to pout, walk into the other room and disappointedly says “but I wanted seven cheese.’
I’m just like a ball of anger right now.
ask-sammy-winchester:
ask-demonmeg:
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How did your little boys grow?
With guns and knives,
And yellow Demon eyes,
Going from Heaven to Hell below.
accionormality:
bennetanddarcy:
...
loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
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benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
steampoweredotaku:
grayscale
gayscale
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musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
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“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...”
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org
And then people urge me everything is fine, of course it is, when you’re ignoring statistics that is.
(via cwnl)
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
Ugh. Certain people make me feel like vomiting.
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HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
Benedict's hair right now...
deanisanactualprincess:
straight-as-a-curly-fry:
m-y—p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s:
Just makes me think of a younger version of Death
younger version of death
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
winchester-inc:
deanisanactualprincess:
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
is that what happens on hannibal?
yes
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
the-bookwhisperer:
old sport
new sport
red sport
blue sport
hollybethan:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
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