"You’re incredible, Kieren."

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posted 7 hours ago (® yourgrimm)


we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

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posted 7 hours ago (® neotropicalia)

Sherlock + text posts

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posted 7 hours ago (® makethemintoshoes)

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posted 7 hours ago (® tastefullyoffensive)


if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

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posted 7 hours ago (® acupofteaandmore)


me when straight girls


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posted 7 hours ago (® myarmsareridiculous)

internet fossil


internet fossil

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posted 7 hours ago (® motdef)



one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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posted 8 hours ago (® meladoodle)


you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head


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posted 8 hours ago (® waltdisneysdaily)


everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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posted 8 hours ago (® modestmgmtofficial)