anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

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posted 15 minutes ago (® anthonyedwardstarks)

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

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posted 16 minutes ago (® eeveez)

an old-fashioned music box. ( listen )

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posted 17 minutes ago (® hawkeyers)

actuarialturtle:

failfleet:

i put superglue on my shoe and it started smoking????

…why?

Why the super glue or why th e smoke?

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posted 36 minutes ago (® failfleet)

i put superglue on my shoe and it started smoking????

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posted 3 hours ago

for-the-cosplay:

how to cosplay

  • cry
  • procrastinate
  • spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
  • ???????
  • pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
  • bleed on costume
  • cry some more
  • HOT GLUE
  • woolah you are now a cosplayer
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wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

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posted 3 hours ago (® manueluv)

That’s where you will get to see everything the water can be.[x]

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posted 3 hours ago (® pistol-finch)

Please list your immediate family.

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posted 3 hours ago (® clintbartns)

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